Sounds like the majority of people I know

"Cockroaches are morons in the morning, geniuses in the evening"
"Dramatic daily variations in the cockroach's learning ability are reported in a new study performed by Vanderbilt University biologists and published online this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences."

Thanks to Eurekalert for another tidbit of totally useless information.

Oh no

"Consuming large amounts of caffeine while taking acetaminophen, a widely used painkiller, could potentially cause liver damage, according to a preliminary laboratory study. The toxic interaction could occur not only from drinking caffeinated beverages while taking the painkiller but also from using large amounts of medications that intentionally combine caffeine and acetaminophen, the researchers say. "


How am I going to get through Mondays now??